chapter 1: surveying local fauna

Dear god what is that! Our heroine hurdles back to safety. It all becomes clear now. The previous smiley variant of the species is the irresistible lure. This burly beast then moves in for the kill. Terrifying strategy. Further examination from a safe distance reveals that this creature has powerful feet with sharp toe-talons. "That's how it carved through the rock!" she realized. Making notes, she scurries away.

Chapter 2: Parametrizing Pomposity

The shock of encountering that bizarre beast our heroine, J. Turnower, decides to drop her career in weird-squidgy-animal-stuff and retrains in anthropology. After becoming a prominent expert in her field, which required a 2 week course on the subject, she plunged into field work once again.

Her interest lied in the phenomena of "pomposity". Could she parametrize pomposity?  These questions lead her to the manor of some notorious socialites.  They oozed an aura of arrogance. The first experiment consisted in trying to visually capture this pretentious phenomena

  

   

 After spending some time with her objects of study, she realized that these snobs also had their problems and diseases that only spread from snob to snob. For instance, this group suffered from incurable pleb-phobia. This picture captures this well. In just knowing that their images would be viewed by ordinary pleb-folk, their faces curdled in disgust. Most intriguing. As science is based on repetition, she took more photos

The evidence speaks for itself. She packed up and went home to ponder over pomposity some more.